tirsdag den 17. april 2007

Chuck Norris

Jeg ved ikke rigtig, hvorfor jeg poster følgende. Føler bare en trang til at opdatere min blog ...
Har først for nyligt fundet ud af, hvem Chuck Norris er, og derfor kommer jeg med et par gode citater. Den mand er genial xD

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris doesn't doge bullets. Bullets dodges Chuck Nurris.

When a tsunami happens, it’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean.

2 kommentar(er):

jonas sagde ...

Chuck Norris Facts er genial humor, ingen tvivl om det XD

Birdir sagde ...

Manden er jo genial xD
Jeg må se at finde ud af hvem han er? x'D

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